Now look at them yo-yo's
That's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin'
That's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Now that ain't workin'
(That's the way you do it)
Lemme tell ya
Them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your
Little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen
Deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color TV's
The little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy
That's his only care
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen
Deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color TV's

(We gotta install microwave ovens)
(Custom kitchen deliveries)
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color TV's
I shoulda learned to play the guitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
Look at that mama
She got it
Stickin' in the camera man
We could have some fun
And he's up there
What's that?
Hawaiian noises?
Bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee
Oh, that ain't workin'
That's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin'
Get your chicks for free
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen
Deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color TV's

Now that ain't workin'
That's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin'
That's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Money for nothin'
Chicks for free
Money for nothin'
Chicks for free
Money for nothin'
Chicks for free
Money for nothin'
Chicks for free
Money for nothin'
Chicks for free
Money for nothin'
Chicks for free
Money for nothin'
Chicks for free
Money for nothin'
Chicks for free
Look that, look that
Money for nothin'
Chicks for free
Money for nothin'
Chicks for free
Money for nothin'
Chicks for free
Money for nothin'
Chicks for free
Money for nothin'
Chicks for free
Money for nothin'
Chicks for free
That ain't workin'